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French people live in the country of France located in Europe. Not good enough? They're North of Spain. That's all you're getting. If you don't know where France is, you don't deserve to know about her people. One thing that the French are known for is their odd food choices. One particular food that the French are quite famous for is their escargot (spoken just the way it looks). Escargot is a fancy French for for snails. Yes, they eat snails. I know exactly what you're thinking. Those sick bastards! How could they commit such a dispicable act, eating those cute, cuddly snails?! I oughta beat them over their heads with their own big, hard lo

~music~ John looked around in a confused manner. ~louder music~ "Oh damn..." MORTAL KOMBAT!!! ~POOF~ Rick appears out of nowhere like ninja and kicks at John's face. John sidesteps aims his karate chop at Rick's neck. Rick does a painful split, dodging the chop, and aiming a fist at the John family jewels. John grabs Rick's shoulders and flips over him, narrowly avoiding the fist. He finds a katana randomly lying on the floor, picks it up, and attempts to slice Rick off-with-his-head style. ~POOF~ Rick dissapears ninja style. ~POOF~ Rick appears across the room, grabs the crossbow of the wall, and aims at John. Realizing that Rick will ab

Pender walked onto Dock 13, holding his chained spear, ready for anything. Except for an anchor flying out of nowhere towars his skull. WHAM!!! As Pender got to his feet, the music began. MORTAL KOMBAT!!! Pender was ready this time. He stopped the gigantic fist of Tiny Miliano with his left hand, jumped, and kicked Tiny's not-so-tiny head. Tiny staggered about then grabbed for anything laying around. He just happened to grab an anchor. By this time, Pender has picked up his spear. They stood there for a while, listening to the music play. Seeing his window of oppurtunity when Pender began tapping his foot, Tiny humchucked the anchor with al

Rick walks into the back alley. "Come on Tommy, I know you're here. Let's finish this once and for all." Tommy steps out of a shadow. "Fine." Rick takes the toothpick from his mouth and transforms it into a lead pipe while Tommy pulls a chain from his fro. ~music begins~ "Let's do this." MORTAL KOMBAT!!! Rick dives at Tommy, who flips over Rick while whipping the pipe out of his hands. Rick grabs the toothpick from the ground and transforms it into a flaming soccer ball and kicks it at Tommy's face. He ducks, but his fro catches fire. Whilest Tommy is running around attempting to unflame his hair, Rick grabs his chain and whips it at his

"Who's there?" Harry Johnson stumbled to his feet, tossing an empty syringe to the ground of the alley he happened to wander into the night before. "What the hell do you want?!" "I hear you know John Talbert." "Who's askin'?" "Pellican." *music begins playing* "I ain't tellin' you's nothin'." "Then I'll have to beat it out of you, won't I?" "You can try, bitch!" MORTAL KOMBAT!!! Harry barely dodges a vial of strange purple liquid that bursts into flames upon contact with the wall behind him. "Oh shit, you mean you're that chem teacher that blew up the school?" Harry began fumbling around for one of his lighters, having stuffed a rag

Pellican's footsteps echoed around the seemingly deserted dock. That is, until an anchor smashed into his face. Getting back to his feet as if the anchor had not even phased him, Pellican couldn't help but wonder "WHAT THE HELL?!" Out of the fog appeared two figures. One, very large and carrying a few anchors. The other, rather short with a hook replacing her right hand."I be Cap'n Cookie and this be me first mate, Tiny," said the short one. "Yar," Tiny added. "I'm looking for John Talbert. Is he here?" Cap'n Cookie motioned to the warehouse behind her. "He be in there, but ya won't get in there without beatin' the two's of us." *music begin

They look so alike, Yet so different They sound so alike, Yet so different They think so alike, Yet so different They feel so alike, Yet so different They smell so alike, Yet so different They taste so alike, Yet so different